Abstract of INFO-MAC archived encoded Mac binary file 'nwt/info/the-eye-of-argon.hqx' Uploaded 10/20/1996 55106 bytes From: ajgainsf@actrix.gen.nz (Allen Gainsford) Subject: The Eye of Argon Attached is a Newton-Book form of the classic story "The Eye of Argon" by Jim Theis. This book is widely considered to be the worst book ever written -- and a quick look at the first few paragraphs will tell you why. It's a rare reader that can take in a single page without burst out laughing at the sheer awfulness of the purple prose, the tortured spelling, and the agonized adjectives. In short, this is a work of genius, and should not be missed! Enjoy... Technical notes: This book is distributed as a Newton package. The Newton Backup Utility or Connection Kit is required to install it on a PDA. Allen Gainsford ajgainsf@actrix.gen.nz